I've been threatening to hold a contest for a while now, and for those of you who didn't think I was good for it, I say PHOO! Behold, the first ever Know-Nothing Wine Contest, where you can win this badass sucker:
You know you want it. Impress women and make men fear you as you wrench corks out of bottles with your awesome knuckle power. Protect your precious wine from would be thieves. Slick back your hair, slide this bad boy over your fingers and start a street gang called "The Sour Grapes". You're as tough as you wanna be with this superior Knuckle Duster Corkscrew.
What do you have to do to become the owner of this treasure? Read on:
1)You have to be a follower of this blog. This means I need to see your little icon deely under 'Followers'.
2)You need to submit a minimum 250 word description of your best/funniest/most-memorable wine experience. Please post your submission in the Comments section of this thread.
3)The winning submission will be selected by an esteemed panel of judges (likely me and a buddy as we kill a bottle of wine).
4)The winner will be announced on this blog on December 15th, 2010, at which time the winner will email me their mailing address. With any luck, you'll have this piece of awesomeness in your hands before Christmas.
Well, what are you waiting for? Get writing! I want them wine stories!
'Til next time,
Barb
